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Holy and Horny
Yes, I did just put holy and horny in the same sentence. Yes we are going to discuss these adjectives in tandem because they are not mutually exclusive and yes the article might make you feel a little uncomfortable but through discomfort we learn and/ unlearn. I’m not sure how many people will appreciate the…
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Should You Move Churches If There Isn’t Enough Eye Candy At Your Church?
“If you want a Christian man, maybe try the church.” – Anon The title of the article is problematic for obvious reasons. The notion of uprooting yourself from a church you may (or may not ) be invested in because you’re not attracted to the available pool of men within said church sounds absurd. The…
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There Aren’t Enough Christian Men…
I’m sorry to burst your bubble so early into the article. I’m sorry for not setting the scene before ruining the ending but it has to be said, there aren’t enough Christian men. Granted I haven’t come to this conclusion by way of any scientific experiment. No sample has been taken. No survey has been…
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Don’t Go Wasting Your Proverbs 31 On A Bozo…
The Proverbs 31 woman might be the most referenced woman in the entire Bible . The woman without a name has become the prototype for womanhood in Christ. She is honoured for her noble character, her worth more than rubies, her goodness, her eager hands, her culinary skills and her generosity. She is diligent with…
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Six Things Christians Have Ruined…
The title was fashioned to provoke discussion. This is not to say that the content will not reflect the headline but I thought it best to preface the article before I continued. Neither is it a berating of Christianity but my perspective of (some) Christians. 1. Sex We have ruined sex. For many Christians sex is…
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Brothers (In Christ) With No Game….
I interrupt this usual session (my Jesus’ pieces are usually far more Jesus centred) to bring you something quite real.As always this piece has come about as a result of several conversations with various people (mostly women) from Christian backgrounds. Before I go on, I want to say that the love for my Christian brothers…
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Submission Is Not A Curse Word: Submission 101
There’s always something missing from the contemporary submission debate and that is the part where the husband loves the woman the way Christ loves the Church. A blog post on submission has played on my mind for some time now, however my fear was that the content would read like a rant as opposed to an article and…
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Got Faith?
Riddle me this: What do Jesus, French Montana and the Bible have in common? All will be revealed by the end of this post. I really wanted the title to read “Got milk faith?” (you know like those extremely awkward adverts where celebrities pose with milk on their faces) but alas WordPress have not provided that…
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God Doesn’t Want You To Pretend…
I like to add wordy introductions to my articles in order to psyche the reader up in the same way supporting acts come on stage before the headlining act in order to prepare the audience for the headlining artist. However, this time I think I’ll refrain from doing that and just get right to the…
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Say My Name, Say My Name – Jesus vs. Destiny’s Child
Perhaps you have worked out by now that I am a music enthusiastic, especially when it comes to Hip Hop and RnB, (you may have also worked out other things like my hatred of generalisations, my love for Drake and Kanye West, the tendency to make horrible jokes in my posts to keep the reader…
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Eat, Pray Love.
I think I definitely have an obsession with film titles and perhaps I should speak to my shrink about it on my next visit ( ok I don’t have a shrink but if I did my obsession with film titles and music titles would be the first thing I would want to discuss) but the…
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Salt & Light… Salt & Light
And so it begins; my first “Jesus Piece” ( nothing like the chain Kanye West used to always wear) is here. I remember a while ago when I started blogging and getting feedback from various people, a lot of my Christian friends would ask me “Cristine, when will you ever write something pertaining to Christianity?” .…